Sunday, June 29, 2008

I am confused

I'm not confused- George Bush is running the country into the ground.

First off- even the Nigerian scams no longer use all caps.

2nd off- Isn't it amazing that after 7 years of Evangelical, conservative Republican, white Protestant rule- electing a liberal- no, a radical free thinking (Muslim?) African-American with a good line of gab is not only possible- but indeed probable- and yes- for many, preferable to continuing with the current administration's policies? (the polls last week showed Obama up 15 points in some all white Western states) Why do you suppose that is? Traditionally conservative voters have suddenly taken leave of their senses? The Rainbow Coalition has seized Montana?

3- Let's face it- George W. Bush destroyed once and for all time the best thing that we as WASP men had going for us- the illusion that we had everybody's best interests at heart and that we knew what we were doing. From a situation where we had everybody's sympathies with us and we had military carte blanche, to one where the dollar shrinks against even Chinese currency, we are afraid to go into Pakistan to get Bin Laden, and every one views us as impotent.

George Orwell (author of 1984) wrote that 'The struggle of the white man in Asia is the struggle not to be laughed at...' The people in the West and MidWest know they are being laughed at because of the current administration, they hear the laughter at the gas pumps. Our Saudi 'allies' (who supplied 17 out of 19 commandos who crashed the 9/11 planes) laugh up their sleeves as we pump $4+ gas. These are the same people who bailed our current President out of many failed business enterprises, who walk hand in hand with him.

4 Finally - the answer to whether Obama is African or whatever lies in the punchline to the old joke- 'What do they call a black with a Harvard PhD, an MD from Baylor, and who is admitted to the US Supreme Court Bar in Alabama?'

Hint- If your answer was Doctor, Lawyer or Professor- you are wrong.

The shiksa or the schwartze? Only George & Dick could have brought us to this hitherto unthinkable spot. Either one is preferable to Rudy 9/11, Mitt-(I kill mice with our 22) Romney, Mike (I lost 50 pounds at Subway) Huckabee, or John (I was a POW) McCain. Did I tell you Obama might be a crook? Relax- he's pretty small time compared to the Bush family or Dick Chaney.

Let's repeat this one more time; George Bush was the ideal Conservative Republican Evangelical  President, so ideal in fact there is a good chance that he could be replaced with an inexperienced light weight, radical, black, (Muslim?), liberal, Democratic, latte sipping elitist  who is endorsed by Teddy Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, and Bill and Hillary Clinton (who hate his guts-but that's another story). And he doesn't fit in at the salad bar at Applebees.

George Bush was such a good Republican President in fact, that the Democrats could probably run a yellow dog for President and it would win. Poor, confused John McCain- he still thinks that the Presidency is something that a Republican should want. Did I mention that there's a chance Obama's a Muslim? We already know he's Black, he isn't even decent enough to try and hide it.

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